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Fsc. (Pre-Medical) Results - Karachi Board
9th Class (SSC Part 1) Results
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second |
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Daikhna mujhe aur dair talak daikhty rehna,
Phir tasawur main khud se sharmaty rehna,
Her ada aus ki
pasad thi apni,
Sharmana ghabrana khud ko chupaty rehna,
Aaj taqdeer ke zulm ki intaha hai nashtar,
Bichar gaya, socha jisy apnaaye rehna
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Mujh se NAFRAT ki ajab raah
nikali us nay,
Hasta basta dil kar diya khali us nay,
Meray ghar ki riwayat
se woh khoob waqif tha,
JUDAI mang li ban k SAWALI us nay! |
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You’re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can’t smile without you. |
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SMS |
Talk 2 me when i’m bored,
kiss me when i’m sad,
hug me when i cry,
care 4 me when i die,
love me when i’m still alive |
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Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love. |
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Employer: “In this job we need
someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you
want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.” |
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